Just My Luck: I'm on One Side and They Lose Their Minds...I Go to the Other Side and They Lose Their Cojones
1. Crazies to the Left of Me...
Q: Which One Doesn't Belong: George Bush, Don Imus, or Charles Barkley?
A: Sir Charles. He's the Only One with the Guts to Tell the Truth About Race
3. Don Imus and Sir Charles
4. Folding Like a Cheap Accordion-and Other Ways to Pander on Race
Q: What's the Difference Between Fox News and Ann Coulter?
A: Ann Coulter Also Drives Some Conservatives Crazy
5. Fox Derangement Syndrome
6. Do the Ends Justify the Meanness?
Just What We Need: A City with Rice-A-Roni and a Foreign Policy...and Four Other Reasons Liberals Are Even Crazier Than We Thought
7. Was I in a Coma When San Francisco Seceded?
8. Alec Baldwin Is Not Saddam Hussein-at Least I Don't Think So
9. John Wayne, Girly Men, and the Democratic Party
10. We're All Doomed. Or Not
11. So-called Apocalypse Now
How the Religious Right (and the Loony Left) Turned Barry Goldwater into a Liberal
13. Church, State, and Taxicabs in Minneapolis
Being Liberal Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry
15. The Passion of the Left
Donkeys to the Left of Me...Pigs to the Right
22. His Brother Was Worse
24. Extreme Makeover: Republican Edition
Islam Is a Religion of Peace, and If You Don't Believe Me I'll Kill You
25. Profiles in Foolishness
27. What's Round, Lisps, Cracks Jokes, and Kills Jews?
28. The "Moderates" Are a Little Nutty, Too
All the News That Fits Their Ideology (Part 1)
31. My Head Wants to Explode
32. And Then There's the News That's Unfit to Print...
We Don't Need No Stinking Principles
33. It's a Wonderful Life. Or Not
34. A Rare Politician with Guts
35. Speak English, Por Favor
If Katie Couric Is Jackie Robinson, Does That Make Bob Schieffer Martin Luther King Jr.?
39. Mike Wallace in Mr. Rogers's Neighborhood
40. Uncomfortable Questions
All the News That Fits Their Ideology (Part 2)
42. Clueless in Manhattan
43. Letters from the Fringe
My Plans to Fix the World
44. My Plan to Fix Affirmative Action
45. My Plan for Peace in the Middle East
47. Why the Crazies Are on Top (for Now)
